This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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