Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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