Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
