i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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