I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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