you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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