So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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