So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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