Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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