Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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