So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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