I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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