i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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