i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think your dad took our porno
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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