They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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