if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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