Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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