Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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