come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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