she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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