im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I see more hoeing in ur future
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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