she was so not down for the gang bang
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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