I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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