Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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