never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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