It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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