That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize