school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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