...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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