winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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