You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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