I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
im calling her cock vulture from now on
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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