Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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