Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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