Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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