omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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