Who wears a wallet chain?!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
