It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Do vagina's smell?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Randomize
