will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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