I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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