remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
your like the ambassador to my penis.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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