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My mom found a condom in my purse

(513): View more from Ohio

Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.

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(850): View more from Florida

Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday

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(612): View more from Minnesota

if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry

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(703): View more from Virginia

We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed

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(210): View more from Texas

Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.

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