real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Randomize
