Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I think people are normalizing furries
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize
