My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Small penises have feelings too.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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