I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
