David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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