Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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