I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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