Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Two words: nipple clamps
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