whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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